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ELEPHANT-BANANA Series:

(Highlight each question and the xtra space below to see the answers!)



An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why ?
Because the bananas are in the TV.


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the TV is off.

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IN an asylum for insane, late in the night one man shouted;
"I am Napoleon!"
Another man asked "how do you know?"
He replied "God told me."
There came another voice from the next room "i never told him!"



A foreigner asks Sardar while visiting his village...
"Has any great man ever born in this town?"
The sardar replies;
"No sir, only small babies are born here!!!"

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Three men- Vrateek, Yinit and Pash visit a doctor for a memory test.

Doctor to Vrateek: "what is four times four?"

Vrateek thinks for a while and says, "291".

Disappointed doctor turns to Yinit and asks him the same question,

"so Yinit, u tell me what is four times four?"

Yinit pretends to think a lot and finally says.. "Tuesday."

Doctor with a grin on his face, with no expectations asks Pash,

"Hey Pash, what is four times four?"

This time, without wasting any second Pash suddenly answers,

"I know, 16".

The delighted doctor congratulates Pash,

"Well done Pash, thats the right answer!!!!", "So now can you tell your friends how did you arrive at it?"

Answers Pash, "Simple, just subtract Tuesday from 291.."

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Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.