Confessions of a testaholic !

You know you have been preparing for management entrance exams for long when:

- everytime you read an article, you fear there are questions going to be asked on it, so you read it carefully.

- when you travel in a fast train between Andheri and Bandra, and a slow train is moving alongside, you calculate the time taken by your train to overtake the slow train.

- you think you can calculate at what rate is the water flowing from the tap every morning you brush your teeth.

- when you call a friend to invite him/her for a movie, you only give half details of who is coming and who is not.

- instead you give details like one who likes red isn't coming and Pooja comes only if Riddhi doesn't accompany her.

- your facebook updates are actually in sync with whats not on your mind.

- when mom calls you for dinner, you respond with "i ll join you in exactly 2 mins and 30 seconds." and you regret you took 6 mins 54 secs.

- while playing a cricket match, you wish you could play the last two overs now and come back to middle overs later.

- while driving on the highway, every 20 minutes you calculate your average speed per hour.

- you always have an approximate answer, whether its 1/17 or 10/2.

- you know what is the meaning of 'Veil of truth' but are scared to explain it to anyone.

- you try to rearrange the headlines of a newspaper to form a coherent paragraph.

- whenever movies like lagaan or jo jeeta wohi sikandar are telecast on TV, you make sure you watch the ending of both the movies.

- you think of writing a blogpost like this and end up writing one (and you feel you can afford to).

- waiting in the railway ticket Q is a time when you think you are relaxing from your busy schedule.

- looking at a senior in office you think you can do things he cant even imagine.

-when guests arrive at home, you dont want to sit with them for snacks if its 8 people and they are sitting in a circular table.

- you know, the reader of this post is not interested to read this but you still think of points you can add.

- finally you spare the reader and feel you have done some charity!

(The above post is a pure work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person/s living or dead or situation/s is unintentional and purely co-incidental.)