PJ Time

IN an asylum for insane, late in the night one man shouted;
"I am Napoleon!"
Another man asked "how do you know?"
He replied "God told me."
There came another voice from the next room "i never told him!"



A foreigner asks Sardar while visiting his village...
"Has any great man ever born in this town?"
The sardar replies;
"No sir, only small babies are born here!!!"